Thursday, May 29, 2008

Impatient Bonnie Helps Herself To IAMS

Here's some brand new pictures taken of Bonnie just yesterday, who's now a 6 month old baby Great Pyrenees.

Now she's gotten into the habit of flying into the garage when you open the door, to fill up the bowls for all three of them - and just diving headfirst, right into the IAMS bag. She's already pulled this trick on me AT LEAST three times - she's a quick little shit, just totally bypasses you!

And trust me, these spoiled babies aren't starving - especially because they get several Milk Bone treats a day! LOL

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

New Mollie, Pennie & Bonnie Pictures

Here's some new pictures, of Bonnie adjusting to her new family.

Obviously she's picked up one of Pennie's favorite hobbies: playing in the mud!

My friends plan to soon have the carpet ripped up, and replaced with hardwood - as they done with having the downstairs tiled. It's impossible to keep your carpets spotless if you own a Great Pyrenees - and in this case, three! LOL

Sunday, May 11, 2008

HELP I'VE FALLEN: Funny Snail Mail

It's not very often I get snail mail that's so fucking hilarious, that I have to hang onto and share it.

This coupon-sized ad was sent in an envelope with several other silly ads (mail-order checks, local restaurants, personalized address labels, etc). I'll let the picture speak for itself.....

Thursday, May 1, 2008

If A Christian And Muslim Were Hanging From A Cliff.....

TommyfromtheBronx today asks if a "christian" and Muslim were hanging from a cliff and soon to fall to their deaths - and you (in this scenario, a "non-believer") had a 10 foot pole to save one of them, who would you save?:

Myself, as a "non-believer" AND gay, would take the pole and start beating the crap out of BOTH of their hands, until they both let go and plunged to their rightful doom.

If you save the "christian", his version of thanking you would be trying to get you thrown into quack "ex-gay" therapy; and if you save the Muslim, he'd just start chasing after you with a dagger. So fuck 'em both, and good riddance. G'bye!

Besides, I remember a while back, when "christians" were asked if he/she was drowning in quicksand, and a gay person found them and offered to help, most of the "christians" responded that they wouldn't accept the help from a gay person. Funny enough, when I was "coming out", I asked my hysterical parents the same question, and they answered the same way.

And my reply to that, of course, was that I'd step on their head and push them the rest of the way down, if they were going to be like that.

Your wish is my command!

So my answer to Tommy, is "NEITHER ONE".